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23 May 2007

2 am Eastern

Ice Cream Challenge: The Beatles

Well, the Fab Four have officially managed to earn themselves the greatest honor in the history of human culture - a Band Madness championship. To celebrate, let’s shower them with the second greatest honor in the history of human culture - a Wednesday Ice Cream Challenge. Too many good flavors to pick from, but who could resist the rare critical plus commercial appeal of:

I Am the Walnuts
Here Comes the Sundae
Moussie in the Pie With Almonds
Happiness is Some Warm Fudge
Eating For the Lemon-fit of Mr. Ice!
Sgt. Peppermint’s Conely Tarts Tongue Brand

Man, I could go on forever. Someone please start posting some in the comments before I literally call off work and listen to every Beatles album and pretend I’m eating every song that comes on.

11 responses so far

  1. BethGee Says:

    The Long and Winding Rocky Road, of course (or: Why Don’t We Do it In the Rocky Road)
    Eveybody’s Got Something to Hide ‘Cept For Me and My (Chunky) Monkey
    Eleanor Ripple

  2. Althea Says:

    Rum Together (Raisin)

    Happiness is A Warm Bun (cinnamon bun)

    Maggie Maple

  3. alex Says:

    With a Little Help From My Flavors:
    Strawbery Shortcake Forever
    A Day in the Lime
    Lucy in the Sky with Almonds
    Hey Ju-Jubies
    Back in the Baskin R.
    I Want to Hold Your Handel’s Ice Cream (western PA joke)

  4. alex Says:

    Didnt see the Moussie…my bad

  5. popwaffle Says:

    Eat the Beatles
    golden crumbles (with pieces of real graham crackers)

    i eat you (i’m so heavy)
    rocky road racoon
    you say it’s your sundae, it’s my sundae too.
    come together (vanilla fudge swirl)
    the flavor of john and yoko

  6. Dan H. Says:

    I’ll pass on “the flavor of john an yoko.” Christ! You know it ain’t tasty.

    Also, no one said “Savoy Truffle.”

  7. Guinnes Says:

    Fudge! (as opposed to Help!)
    Maxwell’s Sliverd Almond
    I am the Walnut
    Black(cherry)bird
    Carry That Weight low fat frozen yogurt
    Dear Pralines (& Cream)
    Ob-Li-Di, Ob-Li-dannon
    The Continuing Story of Butterscotch Bill
    You’re Gonna Loose that Swirl

  8. SergeantSki Says:

    You Never Give Me Your Honey
    Blue(berry) Jay Way
    Baby You’re a Rich Flan
    I Should Have Known Butter-Pecan
    Fixing a Ho-Ho
    Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heath Bar Swirl
    Till There Was Ju-Ju Bees
    Honey (That’s What I Want)
    Not a Second Lime
    A Taste of Honey
    Yellow Tangerine
    Yellow Tangerine in Pepper(mint)land
    Taxmango
    Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby Ruth
    Baby’s In Black(berry)
    I’ve Just Seen a Fudge

    I’ve been trying to come up with something for “Norwegian Wood”, my favorite Beatles song, but I can’t do it. Anybody?

  9. BethGee Says:

    “I’ve been trying to come up with something for “Norwegian Wood”, my favorite Beatles song, but I can’t do it. Anybody?”

    S’morewegian Good? (GROAN)

  10. nomargparra Says:

    you never give me your honey
    all you need is (insert flavor)

    all the good ones are taken.. best i could do

  11. SergeantSki Says:

    BethGee said:

    “I’ve been trying to come up with something for “Norwegian Wood”, my favorite Beatles song, but I can’t do it. Anybody?”

    S’morewegian Good? (GROAN)

    Excellent!

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