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18 June 2007

2 am Eastern

Mini Madness: Squarest Band

In honor of my parents’ recent visit to New York and a strange conversation with my mother concerning the Rolling Stones, I’ve been thinking about what I consider to be “parent” music, and not just Rolling Stones, Beatles, Elton John and whatever light folk or quirky side-thing (country, Saturday Night Fever soundtrack) parents just sort of quietly enjoy. I’m talking about absolutely, universally lame adult music that attaches plastic explosives to the bridges across the generation gap. I gotta ask, which is the most notorious “lame” band?

Which is the squarest band?
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19 responses so far

  1. alex Says:

    journey
    air supply
    dave matthews
    barenaked ladies
    (have seen the last two live)

  2. rlw5181 Says:

    alex said:

    journey
    air supply
    dave matthews
    barenaked ladies
    (have seen the last two live)

    i’ve seen dave live several times and it’s the shit…

  3. rlw5181 Says:

    steve miller band is pretty typical and lame - i’m gonna be at the beach this weekend and so is the steve miller band…i might get ripped and go to the show…

  4. nomargparra Says:

    AFI , i have heard their music via youtube.. they are god awful and very square… very… their style their looks their vibe , their music.. they are awful..SQUARE

  5. WHITEgillis Says:

    alex said:

    journey
    air supply
    dave matthews
    barenaked ladies
    (have seen the last two live)

    Air Supply immediately came to my mind as well.

  6. Dan H. Says:

    I feel like no one really listens to Air Supply, though, whereas the rest of the bands on this list are definitely bands who I can hear parents / high schoolers just discovering music saying “oh, I like _______”

  7. erik Says:

    I just looked up the word “Square” in Roget’s thesaurus. This is what I found:

    Main Entry: square
    Part of Speech: adjective
    Synonyms: boring, button-down, dated, Don Henley, stuffy, terrible, Glenn Frey, unimaginative, The Eagles
    Antonyms: good, enjoyable

  8. Guinnes Says:

    Rush
    Styx
    Weezer (lets face it, they look uncofortable as rock stars)
    the Monkeys
    it’s a thin line between square & nerd

  9. Kenn Says:

    alex said:

    journey
    air supply
    dave matthews
    barenaked ladies
    (have seen the last two live)

    I don’t understand how you could see Dave Matthews Band live and possibly say they’re square… And I find BNL really good too

  10. erik Says:

    Kenn said:

    alex said:

    journey
    air supply
    dave matthews
    barenaked ladies
    (have seen the last two live)

    I don’t understand how you could see Dave Matthews Band live and possibly say they’re square… And I find BNL really good too

    I don’t really think that BNL are “square” either. I think “torture” is more apt.

  11. popwaffle Says:

    How is Steely Dan even on that list??!!!!!

    these bands far out square them
    -The Osmonds
    -Peter Paul and Mary
    -Huey Lewis and the News
    -Wings
    -Foreigner
    -Mr. Mister
    -Genesis
    -Jefferson Starship
    -Starship
    -Simple Plan

  12. alex Says:

    RE: Huey Lewis

    …obviously

  13. dogwallow Says:

    I’d add the Carpenters to the list. And good call on Journey.

    Weezer I’d challenge. They’re nerds, but not really square. Square in my mind is safe and toothless, something you’d hear over the loudspeaker’s in a Shell Station. Weezer’s a little uncomfortable and some of their stuff is along those lines (ahem, Island in the Sun) but they take a risk or two.

  14. WHITEgillis Says:

    popwaffle said:

    How is Steely Dan even on that list??!!!!!

    these bands far out square them
    -The Osmonds
    -Peter Paul and Mary
    -Huey Lewis and the News
    -Wings
    -Foreigner
    -Mr. Mister
    -Genesis
    -Jefferson Starship
    -Starship
    -Simple Plan

    Hey, hey. I just saw Peter, Paul and Mary a few years back. Nothing square about them.

  15. erik Says:

    WHITEgillis said:

    popwaffle said:

    How is Steely Dan even on that list??!!!!!

    these bands far out square them
    -The Osmonds
    -Peter Paul and Mary
    -Huey Lewis and the News
    -Wings
    -Foreigner
    -Mr. Mister
    -Genesis
    -Jefferson Starship
    -Starship
    -Simple Plan

    Hey, hey. I just saw Peter, Paul and Mary a few years back. Nothing square about them.

    Oh yeah, I totally know what you mean…

    http://991.com/newgallery/Peter-Paul–Mary-Reunion-290288.jpg

    [insert eye rolling emoticon here]

  16. erik Says:

    stupid link… ruin my joke…here.

    http://www.mercola.com/images/newsletter/2005/03/30/peter_paul_mary.jpg

  17. WHITEgillis Says:

    erik said:

    stupid link… ruin my joke…here.

    http://www.mercola.com/images/newsletter/2005/03/30/peter_paul_mary.jpg

    Oof, you pulled out the picture… I wish I could argue that.

  18. Guinnes Says:

    forgot one

    Asia

  19. ppf Says:

    The Eagles, Steve Miller Band, Chicago (early stuff is good) and Steely Dan lame? What the hell are you smoking?

    Genesis are certainly not lame, especially their early stuff. Selling England By The Pound is one of the greatest prog rock albums ever. Rush are good, as well as Styx (again, earlier stuff is obviously the best). Foreigner are good, too.

    You guys fail at musical taste.

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